If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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Dorothy Parker
American writer and critic known for sharp wit in The New Yorker and the Algonquin Round Table circle. Published Enough Rope (1926); died in 1967.
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.
Hollywood is the one place where you can die of encouragement.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.