I don't care to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
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Groucho Marx
American comedian and film star, the bespectacled Marx Brother. Hosted the quiz show You Bet Your Life on radio and television; lived 1890–1977.
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Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.