An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs.' Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
American stand-up comedian known for deadpan one-liners and surreal observations. Released Strategic Grill Locations (1999); died in 2005 at age 37.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.