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Steven Wright

American stand-up comedian known for absurdist one-liners and deadpan delivery. Grammy Award for I Have a Pony (1985).

4 quotes

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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