The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Will Rogers
American humorist, actor, and columnist who performed lariat tricks and political commentary. Died in a plane crash with Wiley Post in 1935.
12 quotes
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to touch an electric fence.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.